everything's in caps

harry potter. bud. puppies. pretty girls. etc. bullshit
  • me: you're really funny
  • me: thanks
  • boy: did it hurt
  • girl: did what hurt
  • boy: when you survived the abortion
  • attractive boy: hi i'm famous
  • attractive boy: hi i'm gay
  • attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
  • attractive boy: hi im twice your age